Tag: joke
group name: itssuperfluous
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October 15, 2008 03:23 PM EDT --
Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this! Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line? Here's . . .
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October 17, 2008 05:27 PM EDT --
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of the daughter's swollen abdomen.
It only took the doctor about two seconds to say, . . .
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October 23, 2008 05:42 PM EDT --
The Nun in a taxi
A cabbie picks up a Nun.
She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't
stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: . . .
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October 29, 2008 07:20 PM EDT --
A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.
The driver, a young man in a . . .
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November 27, 2008 02:36 PM EST --
Good Ol' Days.
Grandpa was always going on about the good old days and the lower cost of living, in particular.
"When I was a kid, my mom could send me to the . . .
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December 10, 2008 06:32 PM EST --
A husband and wife were shopping in their local WalMart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. "What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife. . . .
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February 23, 2009 02:12 PM EST --
In honor of the mother of the octuplets,
Denny's is offering a new breakfast meal called the Suleman:
You get eight eggs, no sausage, and the guy next to you has to pay the bill.
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November 07, 2008 12:31 AM EST --
Clear communication is recommended.
Subject: The Handywoman
A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out
as a "Handywoman" and started canvassing . . .
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November 04, 2008 10:32 AM EST --
One day, Jimmy Jones was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup.
Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.
'Bubba, where'd you git that truck?!?' . . .
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November 17, 2008 10:24 AM EST --
(Did not happen to me, just thought it was cute)
One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast.
Knowing how gullible my sister . . .
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February 26, 2009 08:30 AM EST --
A mother and her daughter were visiting the grave site of a loved one, when on their way back to the car they little girl stopped her mom. She said " Mommy , do they ever bury two people in . . .
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March 08, 2009 11:26 PM EDT --
Two kangaroos were talking to each other, and one said,
"Gee, I hope it doesn't rain today,
I hate it when the children play inside."
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August 27, 2008 04:59 PM EDT --
What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman?
Sexual harassment.
What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?
$3.99 a minute
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October 17, 2008 05:35 PM EDT --
At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow of silence. This vow could only be broken once a year on Christmas, by one monk, and the monk could speak only one sentence. . . .
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August 26, 2008 08:45 PM EDT --
A young Chinese couple gets married.
She's a virgin.
Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the . . .
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August 27, 2008 05:11 PM EDT --
My mother says she never holds grudges but then will blindside you with something that happened years ago.
Last week she said, "You know, you really hurt me on your birthday."
And . . .
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August 27, 2008 05:15 PM EDT --
Three ducks got arrested and appeared before a judge. The judge asked the first duck "whats your name?" Quack replied the duck. "And what did you get arrested for?" Blowing bubbles . . .
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December 01, 2008 04:52 PM EST --
Off the seventh tee, Joe sliced his shot deep into a wooded ravine. He took his eight iron and clambered down the embankment in search of his lost ball.
After many long minutes of hacking at the underbrush, . . .
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October 17, 2008 05:37 PM EDT --
A mother and her 5 yr old son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago.
The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his Mother and asked,
"If . . .
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September 28, 2008 03:49 PM EDT --
At his 103rd birthday party, my grandfather was asked if he planned to be around for his 104th.
"I certainly do," he replied. "Statistics show that very few people die between the . . .
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